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glandmilker’s Comments

Thats why I use TurdX it helps glass shed poop

had so much pressure it drove her into the ground

on Presenting the Shitarse · 8 years ago

Give them a greenhouse to live in

mine are like smacking two chalkboard erasers together,same dusty cloud too

replied on this is fucked up · 8 years ago

doesn't count as a swallow if you puke it back up, unless it's into the other girls mouth

on Secret Weapon · 8 years ago

they cant really jump over a wall easily

replied on cosplay getting weird · 8 years ago

Both can be fucked the same way

on cosplay getting weird · 8 years ago

but not many are littered with pubes

Have you ever seen a fish shocker made from an old hand crank phone,it will knock fish right out of a brush pile

put the current across a wet cut on your skin,it tingles a lot more

They score by db level of the impact

replied on retarded adults playing with a swing · 8 years ago

Largest fish kill in the State since 1952

Basement nerd level 100%

replied on cool drawings · 8 years ago

If people stopped after the first design you wouldn't have your 15" black assassin dildonator

replied on cool drawings · 8 years ago

the monkeys would steal the guns and form gangs and take over

replied on Cat toys · 8 years ago

the guards must hate the guy too

replied on Attempted Prison Hit · 8 years ago

winky winky I bet its stinky

on Drive Thru · 8 years ago

butt bleeds are usually fatal

on Futbol Player Problems · 8 years ago

I cant tell a differance

on The Prince of Poop · 8 years ago

Reposting my own subs is my thing

replied on T Tuesday · 8 years ago

Flock blocked

"uncle"

replied on Gansta Honky · 8 years ago

His uncle is going to pistol whip him while he's fucking his ass

on Gansta Honky · 8 years ago