Recently restored from a 2019 backup. Some things do not work yet. Logging in and password recovery are not ready, and are coming soon.
LoginSign Up

glandmilker’s Comments

when your 4 ft tall you are bait

on Gut Slut · 8 years ago

older than I ever imagined He'd be,still a virgin

on Beavis · 8 years ago

got it

replied on new baby · 8 years ago

upvote for no balls

on Bi-Weekly Butthole · 8 years ago

Depends on relative humidity

on Toilet Graffiti Survey · 8 years ago

Rated PG Pussy Growth or as Giggles would say Pussy Gross

on tidying up · 8 years ago

and you know she doesn't swallow

on Anorexic Nip Whorebag · 8 years ago

She earned enough money to buy an artificially flavored squid popsicle for a weeks binge

on Anorexic Nip Whorebag · 8 years ago

I bet the air conditioner is on

on FatmoFat Gets his Freak on · 8 years ago

His 6 weeks of medical school are paying off

I bet those hairs got into his teeth when he licked his glove

Let alone the prostate,they must have bumped into it by now

If women let us look for the G-spot this way 1 out of 10 of us would find it

I was brain dead when we started English lessons, I was ashamed then but not now, fucking spell check should make me sound like Shakespeare

replied on Further Investigation · 8 years ago

bring your own butthole,or is one being served up

Its a good time to rub out a charlie horse

on Biker Gets a BooBoo · 8 years ago

not enough blood

on How Naseem Hamed Lost · 8 years ago

Giggles farts make the same sound as fluffing the sheets when making the bed

on the door cant be closed · 8 years ago

caucasian?

on Michelle Austin · 8 years ago

The paper covers his Free Entry tattoo

replied on Butthole Thursday · 8 years ago

you know your barnyard animals better than I

replied on Sheep lovers · 8 years ago

like worms in a cacoon

He'll find a way to get her on welfare

on Blessed Moment · 8 years ago

of course when he has his first stroke, of which there will be many, some sagging will occur

replied on Man with a checkered past · 8 years ago