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glandmilker’s Comments

Make this a mandatory video for new members to see, part if the log in requirements

He should go for a 360 rotation

on Wait For It · 8 years ago

Asians are scared of fire,its a rar food diet

on What is up with Asians · 8 years ago

its so you cant use your hook to chop the other hand off

replied on Adventure · 8 years ago

I was thinking she was a mucho member

replied on right place right time · 8 years ago

One of her job perks is having a fan, perks for twerks

on cool breeze · 8 years ago

Pissing frequently is a sign of diabetes

If you prefer your women to be awake when you start fucking you better do it right there, right now.

on Rest Room · 8 years ago

looks like a happy guy, but he barely passes as a dog

on Baby Bear · 8 years ago

I thought that was a fork coming out of her pussy crack at first

on Friday any hole's a goal · 8 years ago

His balls are his pubic mound, Rooster would know

Would you help me move,it will only take 3 hours,promise

replied on Fucked up girl picks a fight · 8 years ago

I remember the overtime you had to pay

replied on Beer Cheer · 8 years ago

I am guessing a golden goblet of piss tastes pretty good after a turd feast

replied on Tom Pearl Eats A Footlong Piece Of Shit · 8 years ago

The American dream,if your white

on Murica · 8 years ago

sweet..she shaves,I think

on Friday any hole's a goal · 8 years ago

I wanted to say it was giggles,but his manhood is clenis size and the woman would have to be paid

replied on occasional tits · 8 years ago

This would be much better if he stuffed his asshole full of maggots then ate them

on That Moose Maggot Video · 8 years ago

if only all of them would end this way

on Killer ass · 8 years ago

gif to mp4

replied on occasional tits · 8 years ago

zero tolerance

does powder poof out of pants cuffs like a dance club fog machine

replied on Assuvius · 8 years ago

For giggles they'll take walk-ins

replied on April Tool · 8 years ago

At least the dogs look concerned for the poor bastard unless they're thinking roadkill

on A Minor Inconvenience · 8 years ago