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glandmilker’s Comments

Admit it, you all woke up with uncontrollable laughter in the middle of the night,zing

on Muppet master · 9 years ago

he won't get another mom boner for at least a week

shit ,little boys only get circumcized

on AM I BEAUTIFUL? · 9 years ago

Cheater

replied on Muppet master · 9 years ago

I love it when you confuse an idiot

replied on Muppet master · 9 years ago

its a fisting exercise

replied on Muppet master · 9 years ago

In the first incident, a 27-year-old woman was walking on East 74th Street near First Avenue at about 6 p.m. when the man approached her from behind, grabbed her waist and shoved a bag of feces down her pants, police said.He grabbed her buttocks, then ran away. Hours later, the man attacked someone else on East 91st Street between Park and Madison avenues, this time smearing the feces on the victim, according to police. Investigators believe the man is homeless.

sub of shit

replied on How's everyone doin? · 9 years ago

from the smell at the subway, this needs to be posted as a how-to video

tiny hospital room for breast implants

one handed goatsie

replied on Elite Japanese Unitard Collection Force · 9 years ago

helps to encourage a low sodium diet

the stroke hit the right side of her vagina too

on Raiding the Lost Ark · 9 years ago

I did remove 15 seconds,I thought sometimes it's nice to sit back, close your eyes and listen to a story while you masturbate like when you were 3

replied on Did you bring your mommy · 9 years ago

He has to use a hot tub after he gets in it only holds a gallon of water,keeps him from sticking to the sides

its the only way to clean off the fleas

your dad touched you ? or you woke up to Bill

replied on women · 9 years ago

all I asked was how do you like your boobs touched

on women · 9 years ago

unless those are nonskid gloves I would be laid out

on Hmmm · 9 years ago

looks to be the safest way to wake up a tired whore

is this way it smells like Vicks and cold urine soaked diapers here

dedication to the job,even carries a 5 pound load in his pants