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glandmilker’s Comments

There would have been 50 million but the workers made water balloons out of them

on Baby makers · 9 years ago

Only likes men that tuck

on Rubbing Wrong · 9 years ago

Rather die in a hail of bullets than let go of this tasty treat

on nice kitty · 9 years ago

Didn't take his OSHA Lockout Tagout Training Course

on Do you even lift, bro? · 9 years ago

Never had a fish salad before

on Hello · 9 years ago

another plus

replied on Dumbass · 9 years ago

Bono I will move you up my list of clientele. I was at on H6 for a few years got banned too much towards the end

replied on not enough nitrous in the world · 9 years ago

I am coming to a point in my life where I wish I had one of these, something to love, nurture, and share a relationship with. Then abort it has it reaches maturity

on back titty milking · 9 years ago

If a turd in a jar is art so is this

on $1 Guitar Instrumental · 9 years ago

later Hector punched his temple asking why he didn't finger her

on Kwik-E-Mart · 9 years ago

Dr Pimple went overboard a bit

on Valentines Romantic · 9 years ago

hopefully, he used the ladder to help in standing up again

it's so cute when your child shows its first brain defect

on I Wuv... · 9 years ago

I wonder what place she is thinking about when it slides down her tongue

on Soft Serve Sneak · 9 years ago

She drops that belt like she's going to fuck that guys ass next

on Power Lift · 9 years ago

A dingleberry drops out at :16

on White Girls Meme · 9 years ago

Can I get me some satisfaction

when you only get a 10 minutes break for lunch

on Old Jamaican · 9 years ago

most of these would be better if the participant wore a plastic bag over their head

They should hold the Olympics ski competition there, deduct a point for each body you miss

glowstick challenge drink one shot glass of microwaved glowing fun, your poop will glow in the dark!

on Dumbass · 9 years ago

could have opened a bottle off camera for the sound effect

on Hardcore guzzler · 9 years ago

shes pulling hard on the reins to show him who's boss, the horse gets a downvote for only getting her leg

on Do a flip · 9 years ago

changes to the script are discouraged

on Wrestling got REAL · 9 years ago

The metric to standard conversions should be done with a calculator

on How to Catch a Barret · 9 years ago