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glandmilker’s Comments

Missing a good opportunity to club his feet

on Wee Wee WEE! · 9 years ago

Fast food is bad for your health

on Bono Vs. Cryax · 9 years ago

hedgehog sandwiches stick to the roof of your mouth

Just women who cant find the abusive husband to love

If he forgets what key He needs just look at the brand on his thumb

on Anti-Punky Trap · 9 years ago

true, some are sexy some are death waiting to happen, willing to give an unbiased opinion

replied on nimples · 9 years ago

Working her way up to fudge fountains

if she needs a wheelchair to get to the pole she will rake in the cash

on Poledancer Faceplant · 9 years ago

If your finger doesn't go past the first joint into their skull, don't call 911, common knowledge that an ice pack will suffice

on Drunky or Punky? · 9 years ago

you have to be at least 50% Mexican to do a stair ladder, almost an upvote for the guys bloody knuckle

on Ladders and Steps · 9 years ago

I hope she got it zoned for a commercial business before this advertisement went up

on SULT · 9 years ago

Amateur, you want to feed Delicious food twice, then sneak in some strained peas

This why you should dry between the toes after a bath

all over an Asian girls face

replied on Jap Bint gets covered in ball Juice · 9 years ago

This is where aids comes from

on Lime eyes · 9 years ago

Debugging her pussy

on The Peasantess and the Frog · 9 years ago

no, he lived they had him sitting on the ground cuffed

replied on Take it on the run · 9 years ago

well gosh,I dont want to toot someones horn

replied on Big Tits and a Blowjob · 9 years ago

Maybe he's trying to class it up a bit but he should be on vinyl it's colder than carpet but it makes poo cleanup a lot easier and odors do not linger as long

on which one of you is this · 9 years ago

the only machine she should be using is a toaster

on Bike Strike · 9 years ago

They marinate the goat burger meat from the inside out

on Bobs · 9 years ago

She might look good all slimed up but wait till she gets crusty

I touch of ice cream sprinkles would be nice

it's going to look odd with a red pinstripe on just one side

Have to put a nickel under some Gorilla tape to hold those nips flat

on Skinny Teen Tits · 9 years ago