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glandmilker’s Comments

I bet they smell as good as they sound

on Nice Pisshorn! · 9 years ago

She cant wait to get to the office on Monday and tell her co-workers how proud she is of you

looks like Rosie O'Donald waxed her pubes

on Creepy crawlies · 9 years ago

Had a cat step into a soup can of gasoline,its leg swelled up to twice its size, it could still hold onto the kitchen cabinets though with one claw, it just didnt want to go into the sink for a wash.

I sounded just like this,got 3 calls a day for 2 years from the same company, they stopped calling

His true friend is going to toss him off again

on Oh my gud! · 9 years ago

New York has a stick and a plastic bucket

on "Ode To Joy" Flash-mob · 9 years ago

Horses dont like to be chased

on Bad Horse · 9 years ago

a safe way for eating cavernous pussy

on Just a Little Splinter · 9 years ago

Vending machines with fresh fruit, here's my dollar

on Strawberry Shortcake ? · 9 years ago

All this because he wanted a handi

on Let the Little Fella Loose · 9 years ago

downvote for no boner

on Evil Superman · 9 years ago

Her hooves are too small

on Multitasking · 9 years ago

inspector #241 is right cross the street

on More Samsung Phone Fun · 9 years ago

looking good for 212 years old

on Don't tell Master Splinter · 9 years ago

Didnt even wiggle enough to use as fish bait

on "Please Shut Up" · 9 years ago

One hell of an ice cream cone

cant afford medical care if he cant afford a clean paper towel on the table

on 'Beautiful' Pus Finger · 9 years ago

Here's your sign

on Natural Selection · 9 years ago

Brother and sister,and his roid zits are sexy

on Super Hot 19yo · 9 years ago

I've never trussed up a chicken like this way but if it works

He misses his mom

on Good Dogs · 9 years ago

He looks quite sad leaving the ride

on Stay in your weight class · 9 years ago

3/8" or 1/2"