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severum’s Comments

Did you try sticking it in your urethra and pulling it out again?

replied on Late night train · 7 years ago

"One man's hell is another's paradise"

-severum

Typical female reaction after eighteen months of being "friends with benefits".

on She seems reasonable · 7 years ago

Take that back! Ultraman was horribly awesome.

replied on Dont poke at it · 7 years ago

Probably like, "The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.".

I had to download this to watch it.

* severum saves for future fap

Ha! Because it looks like a butthole. Fucking butthole surfer!

replied on Dont poke at it · 7 years ago

Look at all the lovely spiderlings! Cyriopagopus lividum aka Cobalt Blue Tarantula is a beautiful T.

Henloooo ol buddy ol pal!

replied on Oops · 7 years ago

But why the silence?

replied on Oops · 7 years ago

I wish I read Bono's comment first.

replied on Oops · 7 years ago

By the way, Bono, I can't see the newest subs page unless I submit something new. Clicking new takes me to the most upvoted this week.

It works on my pc but not phone. Wtf?

replied on Oops · 7 years ago

Well aren't you two some rational males.

replied on Oops · 7 years ago
replied on Oops · 7 years ago

Welcome back, Rollo.

Put your fucking avatar on.

http://i.imgur.com/x5OfXeH.jpg

replied on Oops · 7 years ago

Fake. No sign.

on Oops · 7 years ago

Look at these carpal asssholes, bet they get good parking and special rear view mirror hangers.

replied on Chino Iommi · 7 years ago

I was being sarcastic.

replied on She's Thiccc · 7 years ago

No difference at all.

(Pc) http://i.imgur.com/2vvH4ny.jpg

replied on She's Thiccc · 7 years ago

Get a grip.

replied on Chino Iommi · 7 years ago

Do you need a tip?

replied on Chino Iommi · 7 years ago
replied on Opisthosomas · 7 years ago

I was in sixth grade.

replied on In the Freeeggs Household · 7 years ago