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severum’s Comments

Fucking Saran Wrap it to your junk, fuck.

replied on 4am in the eggs household · 7 years ago

Did you watch it?

replied on Huge Gash · 7 years ago

Meh, slightly better. Looks best on my laptop.

replied on She's Thiccc · 7 years ago

Only when vertical.

replied on She's Thiccc · 7 years ago

The toggle doesn't work. Blue screen is stretched. Newest submissions category doesn't work. I can only reply or even look at a sub if my phone is sideways.

replied on DIY Penectomy · 7 years ago

I think you guys broke the site.

replied on DIY Penectomy · 7 years ago

* severum gets strapped in for final extreme mucho experienco

http://i.imgur.com/i3Kyipq.jpg

replied on DIY Penectomy · 7 years ago

Eggs are rounded downwards though.

replied on In the Freeeggs Household · 7 years ago

Dude, I think you're supposed to hard boil your dick first.

replied on 4am in the eggs household · 7 years ago

Tokyo Gore Police.

on Venus fly snatch · 7 years ago

That's no way to treat the person who pushed you into Vet point status.

replied on WTF? · 7 years ago

: (

replied on WTF? · 7 years ago

Needs more pizzicato.

on WTF? · 7 years ago

This video was "Too Short".

Are you making new MZ holidays?

replied on Alex Jones Rants As An Indie/Folk Song · 7 years ago

Niggarachis!

replied on Fried Turkey · 7 years ago

*jive turkey

replied on Fried Turkey · 7 years ago

That's a story that will cause some static.

replied on Fried Turkey · 7 years ago

That stfu is turkey jive!!!

replied on Fried Turkey · 7 years ago

Huehhueheueueueuehue.

http://i.imgur.com/OR7UYYC.jpg

replied on Hold me closer tiny dancer · 7 years ago

Any stfuing snoods can wattle their gizzards to a fries sub.

replied on Fried Turkey · 7 years ago

This is not "all gravy", maaan.

replied on Fried Turkey · 7 years ago

PETA is gonna gobble this story up.

replied on Fried Turkey · 7 years ago