truckerhatjones’s Comments

its like when i'm fapping to some porno, and right as i'm about to jizz it cuts to a weird angle featuring the guy's butthole or face

stop leaking trademarked secrets you son of a bitch!

he didn't promise anywhere...

2 guys with guns, attempted robbery, neither one shoots

i was verbalizing what i just saw because it didn't make sense the way they acted

i'm thinking you want both of these nuts in your cloaca

if i were either one of those guys, i would have shot the other one almost immediately

so... redshirt has a gun, tries to rob, loses a fist fight without firing, then grayshirt pulls out his own gun

he would have a cock in his mouth before the misunderstanding even happened

writing on one's ass is difficult, stand by

+1 team shit, you almost missed it faggots

seems weird you'd just tell people not to talk to a chimp's testicles

yeah sure but what about Drgiggles

i'll accidentally touch your mom's button faggot

wtf nig nog

goodest

hahahaha

b l a c c e d

https://i.imgur.com/I8CZK.gif

The Cat In The Fat

then you just select a random user and put their name in the middle

do you have a random word generator you use to make sentences?

mexicans would live 20 to a house and never have to work

Lunch for two: the fattening

fat guy 3: requiem