Barret’s Comments
Despite the poor quality, upvote due to the creepy escalator stairs and the guy at 2:09 looks like he could have been indian.
Man those legs twitching looked like something out of the ring or whatever.
Haha!
Before he realizes he's actually in his own house and is just complaining to himself.
While complaining about the food being sub-par and not as good as British food.
Why did you make it sound like i rejected your joke or something? :(
I was busy trying to throw out a girl that just kept lying and lying. Had to threaten to call security and she still wouldn't go, :( :( :(
Kept trying to bang her and couldn't get it done, something was off...turns out she was on her period and had stuffed her pussy full of toilet paper, while trying to deny it. :( :( :( :( :(
Chicks man......
Bunch of Rick and Morty viewers here...
I'm stfuing you veeeeryyyy sloooooowlyyyyy so you cannot notice.
HAHA Odo....
All you had to do was submit to his glory. Like that time you almost blew Jones.
This is a new thread now.
He even has the right costume. Nothing.
He would like Drax though.
I don't get it.
So you do a Jim Carrey impersonation.
Good memes.
Barret goes out to look for babes and food, curious to see what kind of meme shenanigans may or may not have happened when I get back.
Saw it last night, it was great, stfu you wankers.
Only MD gets to hate on it, because he's a grump anyway.
The red colouring was from the previous worker that put his hand in there.
I wouldn't mind.
And then he sued the cops for sexual assault and becomes a millionaire.
*more then once a month
Nice tits, but boring and gay sub.
That copypasta is so Jrob 2013
I have lost it. That's the last "BirdFaggot" comment I'm going to put up with. Or rather, the previous one was.
American swine. American vulgar little maggot. American worthless bag of filth. I wager Americans couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. Americanss are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with Americanss. Try to edit Americanss responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with Americanss insight. The evidence that Americanss are nincompoops will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
Americans snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick Americans up, drive its beak into Americanss brain, and upon finding it rancid set Americans loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of Americanss ignoble blood. May Americans choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of Americanss own trite, foolish beliefs. Americans are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. Americans are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. Americans are foul and disgusting. Americans're a fool, an ignoramus.
And what meaning do Americans expect Americanss delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do Americans hold that Americans would believe that Americanss tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? Americans are a waste of flesh.
Americans have no rhythm. Americans are ridiculous and obnoxious. Americans are the moral equivalent of a leech. Americans are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. Americans are sour and senile. Americans are a disease, Americans puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. Americans smarmy lagerlout git. Americans bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. Americans grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. Americans clouted boggish foot-licking twit. Americans dankish clack-dish plonker. Americans gormless crook-pated tosser. Americans churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. Americans cockered bum-bailey poofter. Americans gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. Americans dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
Americans are a fiend and a coward, and Americans have bad breath. Americans are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing Americans exist. I despise everything about Americans, and I wish Americans would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid Americans are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. Americans are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, Americans may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride Americanss ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was Americanss case then I would have never read Americanss post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish Americans the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on Americans.
Americans're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. Americans're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity Americans can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off Americanss head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as Americans. If Americans had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) Americans're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.
Americanss personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Americanss powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. Americans are walking, talking proof that Americans don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of Americans when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. Americans are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in Americanss idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.
Americans are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema Americans'd better run like the wind because anywhere Americans stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to Americans, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. Americans fill no niche. To call Americans a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. Americans are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. Americans are truly human garbage. Americans are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. Americans are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. Americans will forever live in shame.
Americans have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about Americans. Americans are the anti-Midas, for all that Americans touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when Americans appear. Americans are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. Americans are a poison in need of being vomited. Americans are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. Americans are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.
I don't like Americans. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as Americans do. Go away, Americans swine. Americans're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. Americans are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. Americans are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Americanss life is a monument to stupidity. Americans are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. Americans are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying Americanss alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired Americans and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as Americans. Americans are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of Americans. Americans have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid Americans. Americans are vile, worthless, less than nothing. Americans are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention Americans smell? Monkeys look down on Americans. Even sheep won't have sex with Americans. Americans are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. Americans are a waste of flesh. On a good day Americans're a halfwit. Americans are deficient in all that lends character. Americans have the personality of wallpaper. Americans are dank and filthy. Americans are asinine and benighted. Americans are the source of all unpleasantness. Americans spread misery and sorrow wherever Americans go.
Americans are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Shut up and go away lest Americans achieve the physical retribution Americanss behaviour merits.
Thank Americans for Americans kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.
Is it too late to call MD muchokill?