Bono’s Comments

Maybe for Christmas or something I can release another mode

Jesus Toast, go take a piss break

That's a weird way to spell six testicles

He wasn't wrong

Fun read

Obviously yes

Reminds me of Toolman for some reason

I'll wait for you to gurgle another drunken low effort "fite me faggot" comment then, shouldn't be long

Giggles... strike 2, stop acting like a cunt, because it is (mostly) an act

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

It's pure JS, not Flash, so the link should work on your mobile device if you have a way to input controls that is equivalent to arrow keys. It actually worked on my Xbox too. They have GamePad apps on most phones for this sort of thing.

Upvote maintained

I'll be fair, my tags didn't include legless or anything like that

I knew it!!!

The hurtful part of that was calling my selected track bad music

Fun Fact: Barret also has the slowest lap recorded (4 minutes 30 seconds and change) because he is old

If someone can get less than 1:54 (which obviously you can't) then they deserve the win

Bdawg you weren't even #1 long enough to type a comment about it

I got 1:54.6 or something... that's my last lap, I'll let the rest of you beat my benchmark for greatness

Well then you didn't get 1:55 faggot

@Oster... did your internet go out during your lap? You aren't even in the top 10

re: fatbastard - I tried to stay consistent with the original spritemap and coordinates, I think I did a very good job maintaining hitboxes, but fatbastard was my one failure. My headcanon is that fatbastard is so fat, he has his own gravity.

Although sometimes swerving off road for a second is better than running into the back of a naked possum truck.

I actually forget if they're treated the same. Just know that when you go offroad your speed is reduced by at least 2% per game tick, down to a maximum of 30 MPH. Don't let the roads cuck you!

The only advantage Barret has (besides a lifetime of being a gaming beckbeard) is that he got to see the game like a day earlier and help me debug. He's completed maybe 4 laps total.