Bono’s Comments
Surprised THJ got under 1:56 that fast... in all my test runs my best time was 1:53.1 - there's going to be a real log jam if you guys get competitive.
Traffic is also highly variable, and some games you might be having the run of your life just to run into a bottleneck. Have fun 8)
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CONTROLS: Arrow Keys to steer, Up Arrow Key to accelerate.
GOAL: Set the record for the fastest lap with live updates from the leaderboard. If your time is the fastest at the end of the month, you get some free MZ Swag!
BONUS: See if you can spot all the shitty inside jokes. Secret prize if you name them all.
BUGS: This game runs on JavaScript and has undergone extensive debugging to be compatible with all modern browsers. If you encounter a game-breaking error, we need to see a screenshot of your browser's console, otherwise fuck off.
DISCUSSION: This Submission will serve as the official thread to comment about the game, insult the game, downplay all the effort put into the game, call Bono a faggot, and collect your prize if you win.
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I think I'm ready to release the game, give it like 30-60 minutes for testing
We got sloppy, plus there's lots going on today. I'll get to it
Tags say something about a Tarantula Hawk... if you don't know, many types of wasp seek out live food, paralyze it, then lay their eggs inside.
Also this was your first submission in 8 months?? You prick
Spread your wings and fly Billy, I can't deny a man who knows what he's about
I can also tell which videos contain a she-man before I watch, based solely on who downvoted.
You were probably doing something else fagtarded at about the same time
I knew you wouldn't have posted this unless someone brown got turned into a puddle
heh
n't
hourly
I'm impressed you know what day it is
Shitting on Pepsi is always fun
Speaking of... someone make a meme thread and make sure it's wonderfully funny
Today.. not sure when's the best time so I'll probably let the Meme Thread have some time to shine then dump the game in the afternoon.
Been a long time since I checked. Is MZ worth 3x as much yet?
You are? In debt? Sadness? Loneliness? Alcoholism?
Like she does squats...
So you admit you're a cripple
Agreed
The prize for that one will be virtual rather than physical, and is to be determined.