Bono’s Comments

* Bono holds breath

MD in case you didn't know, the states of Oklahoma and Texas have a friendly little civil war going on, mostly over college football.

Underappreciated

https://muchozucko.com/stats

^ Experimental

I will do some of the other stuff... today-ish

I don't even have a word for what this is.

Hi, my name is Tom Pearl today I'm gonna eat shit and strangle a british guy

Agree with the sentiment, but a still picture from a news report that doesn't even feature scantily clad bitches...

Last

Ironic

Plantshit 2018 ^

I miss ~2008 internet, back when Tosh.0 wasn't replaceable with an RSS feed.

You know what? Upvote this as tax for dealing with your shit this early.

Chav/Druggie guy tries to break into property

Owner comes and beats the everloving fuck out of him

Clarification because the title made more sense in my head:

the criminal is the one currently tasting his own blood

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

Spaghettios have more Twitter followers than him

Exactly

Yeah I knew about that, I'm just wondering how many millions they're spending that it's "worth" it for the PR.

QUADS

He's alive because the booty gives him power... it would be like throwing Superman into the sun.

Why does the WNBA even exist? Who watches it?

This isn't Runescape.

Fat fingered likes and stuffs for everybody...

@Suge no (confirmed) sex criminals here! probably.

Well if it ain't the Hannibal Buress to mucho's Bill Cosbys

Last I heard of the real Punky, he was having a breakdown and high on paint or something. He posted a vocaroo of himself cursing violently, then airdrumming for a solid minute