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CartersBird’s Comments

I was really debating on whether or not this guy was one of those fucking crazy retards who talked to himself as a kid, then he repeated the jingle about "women in disguise" and held the note, for the third time.

on Black Rooster · 7 years ago

I'd have rushed the bitch and started cutting. You know, for irony.

lol

on Go On Giggsy, Balls n All · 7 years ago

Sorry but he's a real fucking chad, and you are what I assume is a fat NEET who chokes when he tries anything harder that ginger ale.

replied on Marriage counseling · 7 years ago

Your opera never gets boring.

replied on Straight Bit Of Japanese Porn · 7 years ago

The same scenario I'm sure has played out in the imaginations of you beta cucks.

Only a domineering hero can beat the fuck out of women with such confidence.

on Please take a NUMBer · 7 years ago

Meeting lots of guys?

replied on Dave and his giggle friends · 7 years ago

* CartersBird googles age of consent for Australian sheilas

replied on Spinning Out At Work · 7 years ago

Brown countries and violently dragging around people with serious neck injuries, name a more iconic duo.

Love me.

replied on Zombie Baby Fist Rape · 7 years ago

Sup Bear Ette.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

It's seriously expensive, but it's worth it because mixable liquid.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Maybe I could replace ZzzQuil with you. You'll be my drug and it'll be fucktastic.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Sleep medicine is different because it has a goal. You sleep.

But anything weed adjacent is a turn off.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Gotta have uppers, not downers.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

I've been super into ZzzQuil lately.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Not a 4 inch dick.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

BLLB

replied on Zombie Baby Fist Rape · 7 years ago

Are you guys all high? I'm out of stuff.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago

Canadian Thanksgiving, Halloween, Real Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Jewish Christmas all take place within 90 days. So probably those.

replied on In Anticipation of the Holidays.. · 7 years ago

8(

replied on Just A Guy And A Polar Bear Hanging Out · 7 years ago

Got taken*

replied on Just Some Blowjob Porn · 7 years ago

October 5, 2019 + Removed Advertisements from the sidebar. MuchoZucko is not very expensive to run, and we can find better ways to offset cost than annoying porno playing on every page for visitors.

replied on Serious sword swallowing skills · 7 years ago