DarkEmperorMSOG’s Comments

Uhh wtf were they poisoned or something this is pretty weird

Kinda is shocking I'm very handsome and great at fucking. Tinder is dry as hell

Fake CGI fire

Yeah hope this gentleman chose a new career path after this experience.

Life protip: avoid regularly engaging in activities that put you at a height where the drop would kill you, near any large machinery or in/near busy streets. Thank me when you make it to old age.

Oldie but goodie. Must have been a fun mess to clean up.

That's you

@Oster that Los Calientes sauce is amazing. I got the original Pepper X Last Dab a couple years ago.. just a drop and I was wide awake.

Closest I've been to pussy in a few months

I live in the crawl space above your place.

Jesus Christ is a copy and paste story from previous messiah tales. He was probably just a super charismatic guy that was a natural leader and made a huge impact on the people around him.

Thanks for writing that description I won't waste my time clicking play.

Also: first.

Tonight I enjoyed 8 tacos for $5 from Jack in the Box as a late dinner. Not great for me but if you're trying to save money a very solid option. Can also recommend the Taco Bell value money. You can get 4 burritos with tax for $5.

Guessing at least a few drowned

Kekeke this looks fun daddy

Legit horrifying

Difference: men generally wear loose fitting clothes to the gym whereas women wear skin tight yoga pants that show every curve of their ass.. and they act surprised that they get more attention?

@Oster I'm like Zack Galifinakis I'm not that fat

My ex's coffee pot used to give me shocks. That thing scared me

Its fake

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I would not hit that. No ass.

I was wrong.. sometimes suicide is the best option

If you dislike kittens you have no soul

Dang.. brutal electrocution.. but to be fair he was poking around and sticking his arm in places he shouldn't be