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JordanSimms’s Comments

Because they don't fucking listen!

replied on Black Widow for MegaFAGGOT · 8 years ago

Why are 40% of all women victims of domestic violence?

on Black Widow for MegaFAGGOT · 8 years ago

It was worth it.

replied on 940 lb Deadlift · 8 years ago

I won a contest

Hmmmm. So MD, does this mean that female type that showed interest in you fell through?

Bonus promo code. Nice.

on She Rides · 8 years ago

Upvote for nice bush

on Rise of the True Tentagram · 8 years ago

Looking through the nostril cutouts

replied on Pokey the Clown · 8 years ago

Tits or GTFO

on Merry Christmas Faggot(s) · 8 years ago

*Tweener

Tweeter poster on ceiling confirms my observation.

Eyes too big for head. Aliens among us.

Damn, get banned from MZ and your life immediately improves. Good for him.

MD you smuggling breadsticks?

replied on Rose's are red... · 8 years ago

*husband

replied on The Real savior. · 8 years ago

No backstory = no upvote

on man mauled by bear · 8 years ago

Award for most reposted Reddit r/joke ever. Still funny as ahit.

replied on Just a Pet Fly at a Barbecue · 8 years ago

My device is gay, then. Will check it out on PC.

Oster, occasional sobriety may be a benefit for you.

replied on Out of Coke · 8 years ago

Dude looks like a lady. Aerosmith.

replied on Out of Coke · 8 years ago

It pisses me off to no end to have to admit I love this one. The fact that a Pepsi can cause amputation balances my world quite nicely.

replied on Out of Coke · 8 years ago

Too fucking lazy. Meme speaks for itself. No need for labels.

replied on Out of Coke · 8 years ago

Oh. Javascript. Gay.

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