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JordanSimms’s Comments

Proof Pepsi is a cross dresser.

replied on Out of Coke · 8 years ago

Too lazy.

replied on Out of Coke · 8 years ago

That kid grew up learning to fight like that more times than that other nigger has had a hot meal.

Love the crickets. Nice touch.

on Ppoot Ding · 8 years ago

Who fucks a fridge?

on Car park line marker · 8 years ago

Dain bramage

Recipe for Savory Hand Bits This guy's hand, Olive oil, Garlic, Fresh thyme, Flaky sea salt, Freshly ground black pepper, Carefully wipe dirt from this guy's hand if necessary. Cut off stub and thinly slice lengthwise (the result are beautiful cross sections). In a large skillet, heat enough olive oil to cover the surface. Thinly slice garlic, cook in olive oil until just golden, remove immediately and set aside. Season with sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, and sprinkle with thyme. Sautée until the hand bits become golden-brown on one side, turn them over, and cook another minute or two until soft but with a bit of bite. To serve, sprinkle with a little more thyme and the pieces of crispy garlic.

Here kitty!

Fuck the hole, she can suck my dick.

replied on Hole Repair · 8 years ago

Preggos get real hairy like this

on Just a Squirrel · 8 years ago

What?!?

replied on Dizzy Jailbait · 8 years ago

He should get a dot in the middle of his forehead while he's at it.

I used to like watching Tyson as a pro on those HBO fights against the professional opponents they'd hire. No matter what he'd always fight hangry. I wonder how much brain damage he caused other than his own.

Did you have to go back to MySpace for this clip?

Irony. Like swiss cheese.

replied on Tits Exposed in McDonald's Bitchfight · 8 years ago

At least she kept her hair out of her face so we could watch her Oscar winning performance unobstructed.

Sitting in the middle of that crowd would require a respirator and tetanus shots.

Irish skank. Is there any other type?

Fricking drive around her car or something are you afraid of driving on the grass you pussy.

on The Key · 8 years ago

Black people can't swim. It's a genetic thing surprised he forgot that.

So, why were they being recorded in the first place?

on Two Russian Dudes · 8 years ago

Bear meat is gamey like venison, more fatty, can be tough like beefalo if not cooked properly.

replied on Aftermath of Bear Mauling · 8 years ago

Why would he want to survive?

on Aftermath of Bear Mauling · 8 years ago