JordanSimms’s Comments
omg I'm so turned on right now. typing wth my left had now. Licky licky me likey likey
i specialize in fat chicks with spinal injuries. just wheel her to my room and i'll take care of her.
good form, not going past vertical, should be little splash
that one pony-tail dude is freaking the fuck out and accomplishing absolutely nothing. nice touch putting the dive mask on then reaching for the pole.
"futurists" make predictions based on their era's current technology. like the flying car. and the West World sex robot. 2000 was a huge let down.
the older i get the fatter and hairier the porn i like.
White kids have the money. Black kids break into it.
These are the folks that the development of bank and health care systems are being outsourced to.
Southern accent? Where do you live, Maine? Fucks sakes, that's Wiggerese with some Eminem thrown in. You got the dumb-blonde right, ma nigga.
Yea, the part about menstruation neglected to address the cramps and fucking insane mood swings that accompany the dribbling of blood.
Only one thing curious about this pic, the cats not covering their business. Cats cover their business. There should be paw marks all over.
Nice length and distance on that one Skip.
More tits.
Wheel her to my room in her wheelchair and I'll eat around the hard parts
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...
The caramel always tastes better than the fudge.
serious camel toe. hot.
hmmm. I'd do both of them. Just move that kid out of the way.
accurate as hell, you even captured the essence of her famous fugly thumbs. nice sketch.
Blacksploitation becomes Fagsploitation
that's what she said
No, he's right
More like ... https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
Fat chick with an unnecessary comb-over. I'll hit it.
Still, words to live by.