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JordanSimms’s Comments

Still, words to live by.

replied on Close call · 9 years ago

omg I'm so turned on right now. typing wth my left had now. Licky licky me likey likey

on Mutants! · 9 years ago

i specialize in fat chicks with spinal injuries. just wheel her to my room and i'll take care of her.

on MuchoZucko Launches · 9 years ago

good form, not going past vertical, should be little splash

on Plop · 9 years ago

that one pony-tail dude is freaking the fuck out and accomplishing absolutely nothing. nice touch putting the dive mask on then reaching for the pole.

"futurists" make predictions based on their era's current technology. like the flying car. and the West World sex robot. 2000 was a huge let down.

on How far we've come · 9 years ago

the older i get the fatter and hairier the porn i like.

on These girls got bills! · 9 years ago

White kids have the money. Black kids break into it.

replied on Not so funny · 9 years ago

These are the folks that the development of bank and health care systems are being outsourced to.

on Hajinx · 9 years ago

Southern accent? Where do you live, Maine? Fucks sakes, that's Wiggerese with some Eminem thrown in. You got the dumb-blonde right, ma nigga.

replied on Fat Shady · 9 years ago

Yea, the part about menstruation neglected to address the cramps and fucking insane mood swings that accompany the dribbling of blood.

on Sex Education 60s style · 9 years ago

Only one thing curious about this pic, the cats not covering their business. Cats cover their business. There should be paw marks all over.

on Nature's Miracle · 9 years ago

Nice length and distance on that one Skip.

on Passing a Salivary Stone · 9 years ago

More tits.

on Whunu · 9 years ago

Wheel her to my room in her wheelchair and I'll eat around the hard parts

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...

on Gameboys are Indestructable · 9 years ago

The caramel always tastes better than the fudge.

serious camel toe. hot.

hmmm. I'd do both of them. Just move that kid out of the way.

on Mother's Milk & Bong · 9 years ago

accurate as hell, you even captured the essence of her famous fugly thumbs. nice sketch.

on How I see Megan Fox · 9 years ago

Blacksploitation becomes Fagsploitation

on Video Gold · 9 years ago

that's what she said

replied on Lactating Through Steroid Use · 9 years ago

No, he's right

replied on Living on a Prayer · 9 years ago
on WELL DESERVED · 9 years ago

Fat chick with an unnecessary comb-over. I'll hit it.

on Order yours today · 9 years ago