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JordanSimms’s Comments

From the screen cap I was expecting a black cat in the ear canal. Maybe something to think about for next time.

on Can you hEAR me now? · 9 years ago

I want to party with those guys

on Before drones. · 9 years ago

let me get my sheets and show him how to hang himself

on Zipline 1 Nigger 0 · 9 years ago

Bailey Jay. Most hittable.

on Hidden Ghost. · 9 years ago

STFU bitch, your asshole's trying to say something

on Mmmmmm Minty Fresh · 9 years ago

Somebody tipped her for breaking her neck.

on Aerial Acrobatics · 9 years ago

Too young for UUoody.

on UUoody's mating call · 9 years ago

White baby momma. Where's the dad? nomsayin'?

up vote for a video showing some creative thinking

on DIY Wank Free Kit · 9 years ago

It's my bipolar acting up.

replied on People are SICK! · 9 years ago

Damn that's an old microwave.

on Fuck Feminism · 9 years ago

where are the five other niggers to jump in on that white boy

skank white girl likes the black

Somebody is trolling straycrayons for content

on Trump, Bernie, and Hillary · 9 years ago

Blonde chick with the herpes has got nice tits

on Porn's Biggest Losers · 9 years ago

Nigger gang bang in 3..2..1..

on Game Over · 9 years ago

She needs to eat some chia seeds to make that turd firmer to get it up her cunt. Funny if that rat had rabies. Stupid faggot.

on People are SICK! · 9 years ago

And the family of the nigger sues the white guy when he's acquitted.

on Solo Shot First · 9 years ago

And the white guy goes to jail.

on Solo Shot First · 9 years ago

What do you call a black man with limos, jets, and lived in a big white house? Nigger.

on The Perfect Marriage · 9 years ago

Jealous?

replied on (Cuck?) Camera Man Busts a Nut · 9 years ago

Um. That first bit was snot.

on Normal Porn · 9 years ago

Fudge!

on Indian Babywash · 9 years ago

Shit. OK. But only from the rear.

on Culture or Religion · 9 years ago

Too much sterno in him for him to have the feels.

on Never Punch a Woman... · 9 years ago