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JordanSimms’s Comments

I loved Predator

on Lip sync · 9 years ago

Not even worth just jacking off on her face and kicking her out.

replied on Lot Lizard from Hell · 9 years ago

Up vote for some really nice titties. They're real, and they're fabulous.

on Titties · 9 years ago

There must be no sound when she queefs.

on The Ripper · 9 years ago

I wonder if he got a bonus of crunch bits. Makes it more like bacon with the tangy and salty part.

on Try not to Gag · 9 years ago

Dum Phuque Guuq

on bip bip bip bip bip BANG · 9 years ago

Here ladies, come over under these lights so we can see how wet you are.

on Drunk Bitches · 9 years ago

Oh and he didn't chase the shots. +1

on 6 Shots in 60 Seconds · 9 years ago

If you do it again, video the aftermath 20 minutes later.

on 6 Shots in 60 Seconds · 9 years ago

um, lower left and it's going green. green. moss?

on It's called soap. · 9 years ago

Not a fan of shaving the bush.

If husband is present, then BBC cucking video, totally legal.

on Fuck Off Bitch · 9 years ago

Bobby Orr. Was at an Irish wedding in Dublin in 2008. Best man and groom drunk from the bachelor party night before, bride fucking hot and pissed, both "gentlemen" go to fisticuffs after the vows, best man fucking the bridge for a year turns out. Good times.

replied on Shitty Facebook Content · 9 years ago

Bigotry and racism can be fun. Where are my bed sheets?

on Live on Nigger News 9 · 9 years ago

I love RaceTrac and Waffle House. This guy is fucking amazing. Old retired fart with concealed carry permit in 3..2..1

replied on Live on Nigger News 9 · 9 years ago

Venereal warts its looks like. Gonna need a bit of Vitamin P.

on It's called soap. · 9 years ago

He's only got four hands.

on Don't fuck with my doxie · 9 years ago

Two Penguins One Cup https://i.imgur.com/ljcxNI6.jpg

on Shitty Facebook Content · 9 years ago

Fitting.

replied on Extreme Birth Control · 9 years ago

and her torso twisted all the way to the back. love when my wife does that when we boink.

replied on Extreme Birth Control · 9 years ago