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TheDudeAbides’s Comments

Unless it's made of wood. Nevermind. I'm retarded.

replied on Tree Hugger · 8 years ago

Vegans don't suck cock...

replied on Tree Hugger · 8 years ago

Lol... imagine surviving all that shit then a park ranger puts a round in your head.

on Bad day · 8 years ago

When fags become self-aware and self-deprecating, it smells of desperation.

replied on stretching · 8 years ago

Yeah... if your wife thinks she didn't shit during delivery... let her continue thinking that.

on baby shower cake · 8 years ago

How would a moose climb a building that is sufficiently tall that a fall would make it completely splat like that?

A school? What?

The fuck?

This makes no sense.

I almost forgot about the Hells Angels sympathizer... hi Scaldy!

replied on Attention Whore · 8 years ago

Sumptuous.

replied on The View From Below · 8 years ago

This is a 6 second still photo.

on hell on earth · 8 years ago

Fuck man.... that casual. Niggers are fucked.

on what's up blood · 8 years ago

Don't tempt the code monkey.

Scale it back, you guys.

replied on Grandpa Caught a Fish · 8 years ago

an *

replied on Mastermind Coke Smuggler · 8 years ago

Solipsism is healthy.

replied on Her first staring roll · 8 years ago

Why would you mock someone for using a site function?

replied on Her first staring roll · 8 years ago

...

replied on scrotumectomy · 8 years ago

It's Thursday.

Not even late Thursday.

Jealous of her ethereal beauty, to be honest.

https://i.imgur.com/DOAlvcC.jpg

replied on Kiss The Cook · 8 years ago

Work smart, not hard.

replied on Synthol Chuck Norris · 8 years ago

You just wooshed me.

replied on Indian Self-Immolates · 8 years ago

He might... Woodster got around some.

replied on UUoody's Life Metaphor Challenge · 8 years ago

Wait... read it wrong.

I hope it made you happy for a moment Uuoody.

All hail the new #1