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UUoody’s Comments

Some didn't turn out all that well https://i.imgur.com/FZ1tuDv.jpg

replied on R.I.P. Muchozucko? · 7 years ago

That's Irish Whiskey....but she is a 12 year old Scot

He's right.....you're all problematic

on TRANSformers · 7 years ago

No great loss from what I hear

replied on Mayhem compilation · 7 years ago

Well it would seem that Billy May Shere doesn't like watermelon.....he also doesn't like doing any of the hard lifting.......only 20 subs in over two years.

Let's leave the senior moments to us geezers.

replied on R.I.P. Muchozucko? · 7 years ago

Yeah.....imitating a plastic surgeon this time, he hung himself.

Hey Beavis....this sucks.

Yeah!.....need TP for that bung hole

There's no life like the low life.

on Portuguese Breakfast · 7 years ago

So how about you do something better. That's a challenge, Noobie.

replied on When Disney does porn · 7 years ago

Nice endo, kid. Next time keep your feet out from under the front wheel. Look me up in about 12 years and I'll show you another endo.

I didn't see her bush.

on Bush Barbie · 7 years ago

......and people down vote yours because you're an ass hole.....just sayin'.

replied on Those tits have staying power · 7 years ago

Coat hangers? Are they going to do bird abortions?

Right! That's one of the new transdermal phone patches. Completely hands free.

For someone who has managed to amass only negative 150 rep points, you have have a big mouth.

replied on Those tits have staying power · 7 years ago

Wear some hockey pads

replied on Those tits have staying power · 7 years ago

Tomorrow.....a rusty trombone

Things that men can't do near a natzi feminist:

Cough....obviously, sneeze, breathe, fart, sweat, sigh, spit, scratch, look at or even think about her tits or ass, pay attention to or ignore her.

When he does, he may look a lot like Harvey Weinstein

replied on When Disney does porn · 7 years ago

Yes .....in the sense that I try to learn something new everyday. I robustly jump in to solve problems that need solutions. I innovate and invent. That's how I have always been and always will be. That's how I earned my living and put away enough money to live comfortably and buy expensive toys.

The payment is due on the double wide ....you go girl.

on FredG's Wife · 7 years ago

Then a nice post-coital chicken dinner.

on "Roosteriggles" · 7 years ago

If it's dumb it should be just what you need.......except you never get laid, What was I thinking.

replied on For lazy lovers · 7 years ago