UUoody’s Comments
I've had way to many Jager shots to understand those big trucker guy words. Are you saying that is a big power muther fuckin' zit from hell and therefore needs big mutha fuckin' graduated from doctor school person to squeeze it onto the bathroom mirror?
Fuck man! Just jump in and find out. Life is too short.
The cat........................ https://i.imgur.com/PPDw9ro.jpg
Is this where we have arrived? Kids can't even pop their own pimples? By the looks of those craters, he has had a few. Who popped those/.....mommy? What a wuss.
What's complicasted about "buh-bye ass hole"
Teddy......have you resolved that Chappaquiddick thing yet?
Ok....nice country side....nice white line.....but a real biker would have picked up that road kill, AKA supper, at 1:35
I slowed it down so even you could understand the humor.
We went on a camping trip to PEI , Canada and to the Rollo Bay Fiddle Festival. Lots of music for the wife, and for me lots of fair food, braless women, side boobs and down shirt fun. Sorry, Piggles......I'll try harder to die next time.
That looks like fun!
Damn!.....not even a pretty face.
And proud of it:
Do A Handstand Pull It Out Rub It Up And Down
Squeeze The End ’Til Its Red Like A Fucking Clowns Nose
Pull It Off Until It Blows Until Everybody Knows That You Know
How To Do The Ham Shank
Wrecks
Yeah......how about more tits
Lavender oil...so they tell me https://i.imgur.com/cbRCg5H.jpg
Up her ass would get my vote, but this not so much. Piggles fail
They have left that to our imaginations....but I assume that she is his daughter.
"Makes you hot, doesn't it?" https://i.imgur.com/Qna3hSL.jpg
Those are going to flounder if they don't get in some water soon....just sayin'.
I used to just ride my motorcycle......back when guys were proud of their drunk riding abilities. If it was a nice night I'd just ride until I was sober.
A big mutha fuckin' gun and lots of antibiotics, antivirals and Marvin Acme's leak-proof condoms.
Look at the brain on Simms! :)
Yeah.....I need more balls.
He who would pun, would pick a pocket.....well done Al!