UUoody’s Comments
I have to admit that a Buck clip point is tempting....but I think I would lean toward something a bit less drastic. https://i.imgur.com/K98y7qZ.jpg
Be weary of any statement that starts with "I assume". But if you must settle down, do it with someone who can stand you. That makes things a lot easier.
Bono, I assume you have never committed matrimony. I'll offer the advice my dad gave me during "the talk", to which I should, had I any sense at all, listened. He said: Son, if you use hookers for the rest of your life, it will cost you a LOT less money and HUGELY less aggravation then if you decide to get your sex from a wife. Furthermore, wife sex has a strange way of being unreliable.
Not unless my wife was there to tell it what a mess it was making
If I wanted to get to her loins, and her asshole was as far as I got.....I'd say close enough.
* UUoody is a little slow
Home boy says: "Club with a restricted membership?....no problem, watch this."
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* UUoody admits comment lameness
His girl friend wanted a wood-in chest for christmas.
me/ admits comment lameness
Ya think?
https://i.imgur.com/VYxKFXF.jpg
Where's the blow job?
Someone has a case of the Modays.
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers to our land!
Red Pollard would be proud.
In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Don't fuck it up like they did for poor Theodore Donald Karabotsos
OK....I'll owe you $5.
I was young and strong.
Private First Class James Francis Ryan!........get your fucking ass out here, now!
When my ashes are finally released into the wind, I want this to be played.
True story: I used to lift in an unused second floor bedroom, until I realized that if I dropped the bar it wouldn't stop before hitting the basement floor. I guess, as illustrated here, lifting makes one stupid.
Good one!........made me choke on my rum.
I could watch that little guy for hours....especially those retractable eyes on the end of little penises.