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UUoody’s Comments

No....really.....do it!

replied on Ferrari 488 GTB advert · 7 years ago

Knock yourself out.

replied on Ferrari 488 GTB advert · 7 years ago

Ummmmm....but you went ahead and said it anyway?

replied on Ferrari 488 GTB advert · 7 years ago

Quinn....a nice Irish girl.

replied on Belated · 7 years ago

At 5'6" I am also a dollar short.

replied on Belated · 7 years ago

At the risk of doing a giggles here: Yeah....face meets pavement.

replied on OnomatopoSeeya · 7 years ago

Daily todo list:

Troll giggles

check

replied on OnomatopoSeeya · 7 years ago

For some strange unfathomable reason, Brits find Jimmy Cricket funny.

on old folks busking · 7 years ago

I often craft my remarks to leave room for follow-on banter. This was one of them. I knew someone would jump in to fill the blank. The Vegas line had it at 10 to 1 it would be Piggles.

replied on OnomatopoSeeya · 7 years ago

Hey rummy.....you can do better? Let's see what you've got.

replied on 1 guy 1 Jar · 7 years ago

Fake....that old fart can't get it up.

on Making America Great Again · 7 years ago

That's going to leave a mark

on OnomatopoSeeya · 7 years ago

Barret, he searched near and far,

To find a big cock in a jar.

Then when he found it,

Put his sphincter around it,

And removal required a crowbar.

on 1 guy 1 Jar · 7 years ago

CHOMP! Is there really money in amputee porn?...she asked.

on Eel Pet · 7 years ago

I think I have made my position clear.

replied on NZ Mosque Massacre - Full Footage · 7 years ago

Reply fail, but this should be near the top:

This is not entertainment. This is cold blooded murder of human beings and we are, or should be, better than that. It is my opinion that this should be removed and that we should disallow graphic images of murder just as rape and animal cruelty are not permitted.

replied on NZ Mosque Massacre - Full Footage · 7 years ago

.....if you only had a brain. ;)

replied on We can’t let him get away with this · 7 years ago

As the soup nazi said.....no more sex for you!

on Meat Pie · 7 years ago

No!......It's Puss-In-Boots, not Piss-On-Puss

on Is this how you bath a cat? · 7 years ago

He can Hyde.....but he can't run!

In your own words: "jesus Christ this is fucking dumb".

on Elvis Unplugged · 7 years ago

Excellent

on Just Cruisin' · 7 years ago

The fact that he has a lemon air freshener shows he is beyond insane......those things are disgusting.

on NZ Mosque Massacre · 7 years ago

Oh, I can....and '65 and '55 and '45 and a bit more.

replied on Little Horse · 7 years ago

Also bi-tch and bi-mbo

on Is True · 7 years ago