UUoody’s Comments

How about as a turkey plucker?

https://i.imgur.com/EC610vw.png

No....really.....do it!

Knock yourself out.

Ummmmm....but you went ahead and said it anyway?

Quinn....a nice Irish girl.

At 5'6" I am also a dollar short.

At the risk of doing a giggles here: Yeah....face meets pavement.

Daily todo list:

Troll giggles

check

For some strange unfathomable reason, Brits find Jimmy Cricket funny.

I often craft my remarks to leave room for follow-on banter. This was one of them. I knew someone would jump in to fill the blank. The Vegas line had it at 10 to 1 it would be Piggles.

Hey rummy.....you can do better? Let's see what you've got.

Fake....that old fart can't get it up.

That's going to leave a mark

Barret, he searched near and far,

To find a big cock in a jar.

Then when he found it,

Put his sphincter around it,

And removal required a crowbar.

CHOMP! Is there really money in amputee porn?...she asked.

I think I have made my position clear.

Reply fail, but this should be near the top:

This is not entertainment. This is cold blooded murder of human beings and we are, or should be, better than that. It is my opinion that this should be removed and that we should disallow graphic images of murder just as rape and animal cruelty are not permitted.

.....if you only had a brain. ;)

As the soup nazi said.....no more sex for you!

No!......It's Puss-In-Boots, not Piss-On-Puss

He can Hyde.....but he can't run!

In your own words: "jesus Christ this is fucking dumb".

Excellent

The fact that he has a lemon air freshener shows he is beyond insane......those things are disgusting.