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UUoody’s Comments

You've pretty much hit bottom if your shit is giving you shit. So take a shit and give a shit, but don't take no shit.

on Mr Hankey · 7 years ago

To "air" is human....but to butt fuck is just disgusting.

Some years ago in the US, horse meat was the standard for dog food.

replied on Little Horse · 7 years ago

What i get of this is that they are like really stupid dogs.

on Little Horse · 7 years ago

harpon as in big

replied on Oh Darn · 7 years ago

What a relief....that lets me off the hook.

on Oh Darn · 7 years ago

Go here and scroll down a bit to see sequential photos https://www.classicyacht.org.nz/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1755

replied on When rich kids have a bad day. · 7 years ago

I've seen your palm trees.....they're just stupid poles.

replied on When rich kids have a bad day. · 7 years ago

But at least we're not Montana.....we have trees.....lots of them.

replied on When rich kids have a bad day. · 7 years ago

Well, there was a video but they took it down when they made a pay-for documentary.....and also to piss you off.

replied on When rich kids have a bad day. · 7 years ago

Hey!....You scratched my anchor https://youtu.be/rTw5pk6dcX0

replied on When rich kids have a bad day. · 7 years ago

He was blinded and distracted by the dense fog of testosterone and alcohol.

replied on 2 Chads 1 Cop · 7 years ago

I'm asking for a friend.

replied on UUDOODY ate too much Viagra · 7 years ago

Giggles likes Tinky Winky

replied on Severum vs Possum: Assassin Wars · 7 years ago

Aside from the obvious utility of the whisk in this application, I have to wonder, when studying this photo, why nature decided to put the playground so close to the sewer outlet.

replied on Beat Da Pussy · 7 years ago

He got a real purty mouth ain’t he.

on Scootin In Style · 7 years ago

Yes.....but with more insoluble fiber in the diet, if you please.

on Shitty Thoughts · 7 years ago

Now my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes

'Cause I'm the axe man, yeah, I'm the axe man

on Axe Ma'am · 7 years ago

Can you show me, again, where the clit is?

on UUDOODY ate too much Viagra · 7 years ago

My Miracle Ear's have an off button....comes in handy for various situations, such as shit bands and marriage.

replied on Real Life Punkybruiser Drumming · 7 years ago

That there device will keep Madame Defarge busy making shawls. For those not having read "A Sale of Two Titties", you can Google it.

on Peta Pleaser · 7 years ago

He's just playing possum.....pining for the fjords, no doubt.