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UUoody’s Comments

.....and furthermore he's a scoff law. https://i.imgur.com/pLfyETS.png

on Man's arse wrecked · 8 years ago

These are the shoes that Cody was wearing.....nice camel toe! https://i.imgur.com/tkQKNOC.jpg

replied on What is that? · 8 years ago

That whole thing looks to be made of chocolate like those bunnies they sell at Easter.....Which gives me a great business idea.

on My Kind Of Girl · 8 years ago

You say: "I'd love to have one myself." You'd have to grow a bigger cock and some balls....just sayin'

on The Ass Of My Dreams · 8 years ago

Yeah but.......she would make your closet smell like a tire store.

on Sexdoll Mix Tape 1 · 8 years ago

He could be in my wife's fiddle group.....they need a humstrum player.

replied on faggots · 8 years ago

I love that Botox, deer-in-the-headlights look.

on Proof faggots · 8 years ago

In order to get the entire school experience, GED programs now include sixty hours of this.

on German Suplexes · 8 years ago

Dear old dad said, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. I've been looking for the free milk ever since.

on Hot Momma Breastfeeding · 8 years ago

Tits or GTFO!

on Where Makodragon has been · 8 years ago

That's one way to start a fire....but when I was in Boy Scouts we rubbed two Girl Scouts together.

on WOOD ON WOOD · 8 years ago

He smells like urine.

Big Bird isn't doing well, what with the crack cocaine and all.

So that's where she goes when she tells me she has to practice with her band.

Only by them

replied on My Wife's Belated Christmas Greeting · 8 years ago

Sometimes the lesser of two evils is the smart choice.

replied on Fun for the whole family · 8 years ago

Dibs on first in line.....Tom Pearl wants last.

on Fun for the whole family · 8 years ago

I like this new reply protocol. ;)

on Kiss your Grandmother · 8 years ago

Not just christians, all theists. And it's not really hate, but more the kind of sympathy I have for my dog when she doesn't understand how or why things work.

replied on My Wife's Belated Christmas Greeting · 8 years ago

No problem....I plan on finding a nice catholic pedophile priest who can mumble some Latin crap and dissolve all my earthly transgressions. Bada-bing, bada boom

replied on My Wife's Belated Christmas Greeting · 8 years ago

Because it's fun to troll blind faith bible thumpers. Same as with flat-earthers and UFO wackos.

replied on My Wife's Belated Christmas Greeting · 8 years ago

Umm.....you fucked up?

replied on iTS MaM!!! · 8 years ago