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UUoody’s Comments

Sorry Bruce, but you need more than pink sneakers for a convincing transformation.

on iTS MaM!!! · 8 years ago

There's a chick you could grab by the pussy without suffering a lawsuit....but it might involve a walk of shame.

on Kiss your Grandmother · 8 years ago

Now that right there is one hell of an understatement.

replied on My Wife's Belated Christmas Greeting · 8 years ago

I stand corrected....you are right.

replied on my kind of night · 8 years ago

Is that evidence based?

replied on Alien · 8 years ago

Alien!......No wonder trump wants a wall

on Alien · 8 years ago

What? "Keep away from my stomach....." Like that might actually hurt!

on my kind of night · 8 years ago

Those TV's are going for big bucks in antique stores these days.

I didn't know white women did crack.....

on NYC Cunt · 8 years ago

I've been mighty drunk at times....but never that drunk.

on Kiss your Grandmother · 8 years ago

You've seen it....it's the clinky stuff in your gin and tonic.

This happened on Rt 1, Biscayne Blvd at the corner of NE 36th street right in front of Denny's.....Miami FL. Drive it like you stole it!

replied on good bystanders · 8 years ago

The link was to this.... https://youtu.be/wE08Cou0rhM

Your memory is good. I did link to a video, a different one however.

The next time he wants to get laid, he will find a note in her box that says: The UPS guy and several others were here.

on Merry Christmas Bitch · 8 years ago

When things go wrong.....it never just rains, it pours.

on Dogs fight · 8 years ago

What a drag it is getting old.....

Aw.....you tell all the guys that.

replied on Merry Christmas, Perverts · 8 years ago

Thank you Roger.......Don't hide your eyes, plagiarize, and call it research.

replied on Merry Christmas, Perverts · 8 years ago

I don't look that old.....do I?

replied on Merry Christmas, Perverts · 8 years ago

Add some squid ink, and we make a fortune.

Ants

replied on The Hivemind Consumes · 8 years ago

Nothing gets past YOUR keen powers of observation. ;)

replied on JordanSimms at Pottery Class · 8 years ago