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UUoody’s Comments

We're all eleven miles from somewhere, unless you're in northern Maine, in which case you are in the middle of fuckin' nowhere.

on The Most Generic of Subs · 8 years ago

She wants you. boner boy https://youtu.be/dGuPMW4cfW8

replied on Wise Hippo · 8 years ago

I found a closed captioned version, although I don't think it is any better when understanding the words. https://youtu.be/nrxmYI04udM

replied on Wise Hippo · 8 years ago

His exact quote was "Boobs are yucky" https://muchozucko.com/5443/-10-Boob-Job#24529

replied on How I look · 8 years ago

Sounds good to me!

replied on Skinny Slipping · 8 years ago

Mother may I go in for a swim,

Yes my darling daughter,

Hang your clothes on a Hickory limb,

But don't go near the water.

on Skinny Slipping · 8 years ago

Tits are the best....too bad Bono doesn't like them

on How I look · 8 years ago

Willies concern for my education is neither welcomed nor wanted. That having been said, yes she most likely has a few tricks in her gunny sack.

replied on Wise Hippo · 8 years ago

Sucking as it might, it's still a lot better than I could do.

on Stairway to Heaven · 8 years ago

Her sound is exactly the sound my brain has learned to not hear. I have no idea what she was trying to communicate, but it involved a joke about a guy who got fired from his job at the pickle factory because he put his dick in the pickle slicer.

on Wise Hippo · 8 years ago

Another Brit with a similar act, albeit with better music...... https://youtu.be/2lTMiQsMH1g

on Better than Bono · 8 years ago

You need to be enrolled into the new federal "walk of shame protection program"

replied on Two reasons to stop watching porn · 8 years ago

*"dame" was a typo, but it works fairly well as an unintentional pun.

*starred

replied on Two reasons to stop watching porn · 8 years ago

Well yeah!......but I do remember seeing a porn flick in a porn theater that stared So Horny Weaver. Some of the younger here will have to google "porn theater" to find out what that was.

replied on Two reasons to stop watching porn · 8 years ago

You mean "Ghostthrusters" starring So Horny Weaver

replied on Two reasons to stop watching porn · 8 years ago

I can believe it ! .......or not.

replied on Two reasons to stop watching porn · 8 years ago

You're welcome.

replied on The End of Entitlement · 8 years ago

Me being the source of a lot of the efukt posts, I have to ask exactly where do you like to get all your posts from......all FIVE of them. Oh, right,,,,,,all yours are original content.

replied on Best Stolen EFUKT Video Evar · 8 years ago

They must have something against trees.

on Tuvan Throat Singing · 8 years ago

Would I!

Well, OK.......but I heard something about hazmat suits in your neighborhood.

replied on How to spray whipped cream · 8 years ago

I should have replied with this the first time around........ https://youtu.be/npJQKtV5aP4

Are we being an overly safety conscious society if we have to wear safety glasses for anal whipped cream protection? What's next .......rubber gloves while masturbating?

on How to spray whipped cream · 8 years ago

That Bozo needs an Oscar nomination

on Pennywise porn · 8 years ago