UUoody’s Comments
Don't forget to wash under the foreskin
It's not a stay pro...or a come pro. Smart dog
I think it might just be a female hand
I did....it's the left testicle of a bald hedgehog
Drive it like you stole it....wait it was most likely stolen.
This works https://youtu.be/HxRAVxkfrOs
ditto
Running that far would kill old Piggles
Once upon a time there was a little acorn, and everybody called him-- Acorn Little.
And one day while he was out walking, up in the sky a Ni flew over and it dropped a
chicken bone, and the chicken bone fell
down and-- bip-- bopped him on his head.
....and the acorn said
“ Help, help the sky is falling! I have to tell the King!”
Blah....blah....blah
I see flying tits
He walks, he talks
He crawls on his belly
Like a reptile.
Come see the wild man from Borneo....
He ain't got no ass.
"He aint got no ass?
How the hell he shit?"
He don't.....
That's what makes him so mean.
Look-out there little girl.
Well there's no slipping one by you, is there.
Good way to ruin a perfectly good camphor cake.
If no insurance he gets to put his money where his mouth is.
It's true, you know. https://i.imgur.com/LipW8Qg.jpg
Were I there it would be a tight groping....just sayin'.
We await your proof
It's from the Franks Hot Sauce
Wait!.....Beatrice was driving? https://youtu.be/Ey9T45YMCgA
Three second rule exceeded for that bread......disgusting!
Bad breath 101
ssssoooooorrrrrrrryyyyy......
The bottles are empty.....there are no innocent black men.
Arby's new turkey gyro for feminists