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UUoody’s Comments

What's the punishment for living in a shit-hole apartment?.....with crap everywhere.

That comes with age. My doc told me I was losing my mind. I told him that if I was, I didn't miss it none.

replied on Mike Tyson: Student of Boxing · 8 years ago

I don't have a TV, I don't use any soap....its bad for the skin....Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair

replied on Dizzy Jailbait · 8 years ago

*surely....or for the good Dr, Shirley

....and on a totally different note: I just read this quote on AP's news website. "Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, Florida’s Democratic nominee for governor, filled sandbags with residents and urged the state capital’s residents to finish emergency preparations quickly." Residents should surly join in the preparation effort, but this might be going a bit too far.

Boxing is a sport, the ultimate goal of which is to concuss the brain of the opponent .Brain damage means you win. At least in foot ball it happens as a by product of the sport. Just sayin'.

replied on Mike Tyson: Student of Boxing · 8 years ago

He's nothing if not his own unique self......keep on trucking THJ....even if it's in the shotgun seat....sorry about all the religious crap. https://youtu.be/Lc4fhgFzgnA

replied on Mike Tyson: Student of Boxing · 8 years ago

Have you always been sleepwalking through life?

replied on Feminist Tears · 8 years ago

I hate rodents. Make them cute with a fluffy tail, and they are still rats at heart.

on Just a Squirrel · 8 years ago

My contemporaries do the same thing with hearing aids.....but the loss costs a lot more.

on Dizzy Jailbait · 8 years ago

Looks more like a rack of Miller Lite.

With a voice like that , one needs to be tough.

I can give her some joint compound.

on Hole Repair · 8 years ago

Why would anyone want to be me, even for a second. I've got arthritic hands. a replacement hip, sore knees and I have to fap for two hours to make things work. :)

replied on The THJ · 8 years ago

The new KKK is the RRR.....Raciest Religious Right. The K man is quite capable of bringing religious doctrine into his decisions.

on Feminist Tears · 8 years ago

No attack out of professional courtesy.

+1 team shit

on Somebody Help That Duck ! · 8 years ago

amen

replied on Shit job · 8 years ago

Don't forget the condom-ents. If you relish this post you can ketchup with it anytyme in your favs.

on Making a Hotdog · 8 years ago

That's gotta hurt....just sayin'.

on Machete Live Dismemberment · 8 years ago

In my part of Maine our roofs have to be designed for 60 pounds per square foot snow load. India, however, measures roof load in peasants per square foot.

The dumb ass got the message all wrong..... https://i.imgur.com/iHrFHtV.jpg

on 1 Time Party Trick · 8 years ago

They were Baby Ruth's....here taste it.

replied on 2 Dudes Drown for a Piece of Driftwood · 8 years ago

"Is it something I said?"

on Two Russian Dudes · 8 years ago

He should meet up with that umbrella lady.....they have a lot in common.

on The Blue Shirt · 8 years ago