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UUoody’s Comments

While the doc is about it, ask for a face lift to look years younger.

on Aftermath of Bear Mauling · 8 years ago

Had bear in school. We had a cub and its mother. Both were uneatable even after the cook tried everything in her book of tricks to hide the flavor.

replied on Aftermath of Bear Mauling · 8 years ago

Hop-scotch, hop scotch, all fall down.

on 3 Drunken Irish Skanks · 8 years ago

Death? Rape? I missed both.

on Blue Ringed Death Octopus · 8 years ago

I'm with Fred....a life form without an ass hole eventually dies.

Now grow some nose hair to complete the look.

replied on Friday Meme Thread of The Week #31 · 8 years ago

Holy wife's panties, Bat Man!

Naw.....I was out collecting some raw material. I get a percentage of that five bucks a turd.

replied on Shit job · 8 years ago

Or is it "tyrd" in old Britannia.

replied on Shit job · 8 years ago

An apology on behalf of everyone living in Maine....we are not all like that. Most of us are much worse.

on Shit job · 8 years ago

Time to retire.

on Precisely the Wrong Place · 8 years ago

Chalmer's Big and Tall Men's Shoppe, a seven-outlet chain in the Pacific Northwest.

replied on Massive Schlong Deep Anal · 8 years ago

They must be married.

on Prancer · 8 years ago
replied on Scarface · 8 years ago

Sounds like she has smoker's lungs.....full of phlegm. Or perhaps it's semen.

on Shitty Meme · 8 years ago

Wondering what he did wrong to deserve that punishment.

" Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months."

on Prison Chapel Blowjob · 8 years ago

I get the brushing part, but how do you floss one of those?

on Don't Forget to Brush your · 8 years ago
replied on Folsom Street Fair · 8 years ago

I think you are trying to refer to a socket head cap screw, which was first made by the Unbrako company....not Allen.

replied on Folsom Street Fair · 8 years ago

Nice tits......but the hairy faggot needs to stand closer to the razor. Just sayin'.

on Trash Talk · 8 years ago

Ummm......he got shot.

on Two Brothers... · 8 years ago

Wait!....Who the fuck has a ready made nut sack hatch in their jeans crotch?

on Crocodumbass · 8 years ago

I understand the entire look....except for the hair dryer tat......and that thing on her, um his, um whatever, right hand.

on Folsom Street Fair · 8 years ago