Recently restored from a 2019 backup. Some things do not work yet. Logging in and password recovery are not ready, and are coming soon.

UUoody’s Comments

Sorry....I should have clicked the link.

replied on If There's a Hole... · 8 years ago

The little Dickens.....It's the ghost of mistress gassed.

on Barret's Old Thai Room · 8 years ago

I would have slipped a thin protective shim under the nut and used a slower but safer Dremel tool....who am I kidding.....I would have made it as painful as possible.....it would serve the "nut case" justice.

replied on If There's a Hole... · 8 years ago

That's just fuckin' nuts!

on If There's a Hole... · 8 years ago

Yes, it truly is. At that age I was nailing old baby carriage axles and wheels to a board and looking for the steepest road around. I have seen these kids at my local Saturday night track, and although they have to use a speed limiting device on the cars, they are closely matched and it makes for great racing.

replied on 10 Year Old Driver · 8 years ago

That would make a great half-eaten tuna samich.

on Wild Sushi · 8 years ago

I always like me a nice pair of drunk occas. Well done MD.

on Occa · 8 years ago

Your so called "climate zealots" have data and analysis to back up their position and are willing to change their positions any time better data is brought forth. The problem with climate change deniers is that they have either no data or heavily cherry picked data coupled with an unyielding stance toward their "beliefs". My guess is that you are one of the latter who is willing to risk the planet's future so a few CEO types can keep the value of their stock up.

replied on Geezers Rule! · 8 years ago

The term "Justifiable Homicide" comes to mind.

on Another Annoying Giggles · 8 years ago

Well yeah! I don't need my life controlled by people who believe stuff that makes the whole Santa Claus thing sound doable ....and I sure as hell don't need them in government making laws based on those fairy tale beliefs.

replied on Geezers Rule! · 8 years ago

Just so we understand, your normal blow jobs are poop free but still involve you with a mouth full of cock?

replied on Shitty Blowjob · 8 years ago

She has that sexy look that says I have a mouth full of shit, that BTW isn't even mine, but I'll continue faking through this blow job that is more of a hand job any way, and when is this nightmare going to finally be over and I think I'm going to puke if not right now, at least later and I really need the fifty bucks he promised me I'd get if I make this look like I'm enjoying it.

on Shitty Blowjob · 8 years ago

A black guy whose favorite shtick.

Was to poke random things with a stick,

He poked at the beast,

But the beast was deceased,

And it turned the whole neighborhood septic.

on Sputtering · 8 years ago

Because it's a post about a bunch of cool people off on an unusual adventure involving antique motorcycles and enough hardship to make it a challenge. All of which is better than sitting cloistered in your lonely room watching internet porn and jerkin' your gherkin.

replied on Geezers Rule! · 8 years ago

No tits, but a nice rack. BTW when that happens you get to keep the moose meat.

replied on Geezers Rule! · 8 years ago

Ha!....You're just itching to pull that trigger. Naw, I'm more of a live and let be what ever guy.

replied on Geezers Rule! · 8 years ago

That's not what you were saying the other night when I had my cock in your ass.

replied on Geezers Rule! · 8 years ago

That's one hungry puddy tat.

on How to eat a pineapple · 8 years ago

Made in occupied Japan = fake, bogas

Yup!

on Lonely hearts' cheat sheet · 8 years ago

Time for a hair cut.

on Skank Next Door · 8 years ago

It's a Babel Fish......Arthur Dent will pay good lolly for that.

on Cute Pet · 8 years ago

....and I thought "out behind the dumpster" was only a cliché.

on Trashy love · 8 years ago