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UUoody’s Comments

So you want to be a landlord....seven words...... see cure it e de pause it

on Ran out of grape drink · 8 years ago

Wood eye!....hair lip.

replied on Happy Fathers Day! · 8 years ago

Soak overnight in digitalis......right as rain in the morning.

on Stink Finger · 8 years ago

Hey!.....I guess we ARE descended from apes. Neither of us likes hair in our food.

on Dinner For Two · 8 years ago

It's a Tom Swifty.....there's a zillion of 'em.

replied on Henna tattoo allergic reaction · 8 years ago

I love the way her tits swing around when she is being fucked.

on Anorexic Nip Whorebag · 8 years ago

She had to stop playing the guitar because her fingers are sore, she said fretfully.

"Iss not da speeeed, really, so much, I jus wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning, ya know?" https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2865aff8-50ee-406a-94cd-96cd10c6eabd

Electric start bikes and automatic transmission cars for that dude from now on.

on Biker Gets a BooBoo · 8 years ago

Triple bypass surgery by the time he's seven.

I didn't fuck that goat, said Fries sheepishly.

replied on Sheep lovers · 8 years ago

Mirror, mirror on the floor,

Who's the biggest attention whore?

replied on Butthole Thursday · 8 years ago

Later that day....... https://i.imgur.com/CmoyrKu.jpg

on When the shit · 8 years ago

Would peck her.

Fuck it....the boss is never wrong and it's a company truck.....so let's have some fun.

on Just a little to much · 8 years ago

I wouldn't be here if I weren't messed up.

replied on What lies below · 8 years ago

Here's your culprit. https://i.imgur.com/jZcJ7tw.jpg

on What lies below · 8 years ago

Gonna need a bigger tractor

It started out as just another zit.

on Dedication · 8 years ago

Even after "he" fucked her?

replied on Melania Trump · 8 years ago

Come to think of it, I had an iceboat that wouldn't round up into the wind. Some scarry sailing at 60+ MPH headed for a rock strewn shore, turn the front runner and nothing happens. Iceboaters call it lee helm.

replied on Bending Fences · 8 years ago

My old Porsche 356c used to so that on snowy roads.......I called it shear terror.

replied on Bending Fences · 8 years ago

Nascar types call it push....sporty car types call it understeer.....Paralympians call it a great gate crashing ploy.

on Bending Fences · 8 years ago