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UUoody’s Comments

The tits look fake.

on Melania Trump · 8 years ago

Any self respecting cop would already have shot him while resisting arrest....just sayin'.

replied on Defenceless Gator teased · 8 years ago

Think "Oceans Eleven"

replied on Hurt by a brick · 8 years ago

Those two kids are in deep Barney

on Hurt by a brick · 8 years ago

Call me silly, but when promised demolition, I expect to see something fall down, blow up, or otherwise get destroyed. So in my mind it plays like this: The crane tips over lands on the two smug guys at the fence. The tractor, on its express trip to the big sand box in the sky, slams up against the stack and it crumbles and crashes down. Fly rock from the stack crash puts the useless camera guy into a world of hurt as he is enveloped in the toxic dust cloud.

replied on demolition in Brazil · 8 years ago

I do comando only.

replied on Enema Tutorial · 8 years ago

The Miss America pageant has been steadily losing viewers for years, until now they are down to a few horny men. Getting rid of high heel clad bimbos in bikinis should bring them down to about the WNBA level. Why not just change it to a mail-in essay contest.

....and today he learns yet another way to tacco a front wheel. Check out the big brain on Brad!

Well it sure isn't a brain muffin.

replied on Enema Tutorial · 8 years ago

Who's she trying to fool. She didn't understand half the words in the directions.

on Enema Tutorial · 8 years ago

Plus for the Sinfield reference.

on Tuesday · 8 years ago

Craigslist free for the taking. Sofa used very little. Has a few stains on the cushions and some odor that Febreeze should be able to handle.

on All Up In That Ass · 8 years ago

What a sterling command of the english language......and the mouth-full-of-marbles mumbling just really ties it together.

replied on Punky gets a piercing · 8 years ago

The acorn never falls far from the tree......in this case, a perfect bull's eye

replied on Never Give Up · 8 years ago

Just a chip off the old block.

replied on Never Give Up · 8 years ago

Has his father's eyes, don't you think?

on Never Give Up · 8 years ago

Giggles and the rest of us.

replied on Never Give Up · 8 years ago

They fight like girls...or gays. When it comes to fighting, they are nearly indistinguishable.

on Pussyweight Battle · 8 years ago

It's WonkyDonkey .....and you might be thinking about FriendlyGarfield

replied on Jesus Saves · 8 years ago

Once we figured out that the wings didn't have to flap, everything else easy. https://i.imgur.com/BzIrSFZ.jpg

replied on trained seal act · 8 years ago

Never trust a fart.....for her a lesson too late for the learnin'.

on Candidate #1 · 8 years ago

The one in the middle must be an equality-for-ugly-people channel.

in those bumps I see:

My third grade teacher

My draft board

My unholy first job

My first wife

And the ass wipe that invented arthritis.

on Some roads in life · 8 years ago

Medicare is a great insurance plan. I hope there is still some left when you get old. :)