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glandmilker’s Comments

They both look too weak to move

on A day at the beach · 8 years ago

asstremely good

on Mourning Wood · 8 years ago

Pocket Fisherman

on Grandpa Caught a Fish · 8 years ago

you dont lay pipe like this

on One 45 and a 90 Street Ell · 8 years ago

works*

If I were to start dating again I would need to get some eyeglasses, Just so I know what I am getting into

on Who would hit it? · 8 years ago

Box office income didn't cover cost of production

on Pure silliness · 8 years ago

The darker skin has more flavor

replied on Been A While · 8 years ago

could have been taken care of on the construction site, a catspaw, and sealant

on Nail to the Brain · 8 years ago

you know, "the guy"

replied on Some Cunt... · 8 years ago

its addicted to that shit man

on Poor Squirrel · 8 years ago

He's going to have to find some easy chair tricks to do now, Giggles can help while giving him a sponge bath

on Fatmofat skateboarding · 8 years ago

They call him "butter nuts"

on Her first staring roll · 8 years ago

The music is being produced exactly where it belongs,bravo

For an hour and a half there should be at least one fatality

on her face may be fake · 8 years ago

Go shoot up a school or stay inside and do this, he made a good choice

on Home Improvement · 8 years ago

Yes but the guy would suffocate

replied on Bitch Press · 8 years ago

She*

replied on jiggle pop · 8 years ago

ahe doesn't use knife and fork but she's familiar with a trough

replied on jiggle pop · 8 years ago

Doesnt look like the gay kids fault

on Taking the Quick Way Down · 8 years ago

The bike rider's a superhero, and the guy with the toothache is lucky too

What the fuck happened to that

on This is No Ladyboy · 8 years ago

That solved a world problem

on Indian Self-Immolates · 8 years ago

Thats part of the new act