Barret’s Comments
To be clear, I mean I would like to go back to the same town when I have to return to Norway, if I had a choice I would stay in Thailand for life. Only going back for a year now because of government rules.
Don't even live in the same part of the country anymore, but would sure love to go back there, at least for a little bit.
Live in the same exact apartment. Sit out on the same balcony and drink tea for hours.... While the old Russian cunt across the street glares at me as if i had raped her baby.
Walk down to the shitty chinese food place that no one wants to eat in, because health services shut it down multiple times for health code violations, and because its infested with the same group of old drunks that sit there and rant and rave all day every day...
Mexican pizza #3...
The thousands of faps...
* Barret cries
Man i'm getting all choked up thinking about that place now
No indians allowed this far north in our country. Its an untouched haven....
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-all the muslim immigrants
My fav picture from my old apartment :)
https://i.imgur.com/oVLfRRx.jpg
Sounds like a FatMoFat alt if there ever was one.
The thing was, when I finally made it to a bathroom, i sprayed that thing at least 5 times before i was done, then half an hour later I had to go again. So it would only have been a temporary solution. And seriously it was cold.
How did that work out?
lol was thinking the same thing as i wrote that, today I would have done that, and used the snow to wipe my ass after.
@THJ, He did, but he was never the same again...
Imagine being stuck in an old icecold van, completely ribbed for any luxuries like heating, at least an hour away from nearest civilization, its -20 Celsius degrees or less, you are freezing, despite multiple layers of thick norwegian winter clothing, you REALLY need to go take a explosive shit, because that hot dog you had at the gas station earlier DID NOT sit well with you.
You are clinging on to the door for dear life, as your friend races through the bumpy snowy road, barely able to see through the snowing and darkness, to find you a poop spot before its too late.
You scream.... "UUUUAAAAAAAAA!!!! I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMOOOOOOOORE!!!"
"Hang in there!" Your friend yells back in fear, "we can make it!".
You consider, maybe you should just stop right there, and you can go sit in the snow and shit, maybe you could dig a small hole in the snow of the side of the road, for your poop to go in, but no...that's too far fetched...it wouldn't work, and its so cold, you have nothing to clean yourself with, and you are far away from home. No...better to hold on....better to hold on....
Yeah that would suck, if that were to happen...
For the record, that burgerhotdog (yeah we were experimental back then) was totally worth it, I was hungry.
Could be worse MD, could be the other way around.
I like how the guy at 0:24 is just casually standing there while everyone is panicking.
or Sev
Left one. Can still be knocked out if necessary.
Its like he's competing with himself over how pathetic he can be.
By the way. That was no accident...
Bono even made it even easier to delete comments. An accidental touch of a button is enough. Pretty sure there used to be a yes/no option.
Opsie.
Test
Stupid txchubby
Actually could explain.
Doesn't explain.
I'm insulting them. No need to explain Captain megaObvious.
I want to be a good person and a valued member of society.
The short answer is food, women and booze.