Barret’s Comments
Ar....are you a pigeon? :(
The other week a pigeon made its way into my balcony, even though there's a netting to keep them out, it had been stuck in there all day I guess, flopping around, leaving feathers and shitting all over the place. Looked like he had fucked his face up trying to get out or some other reason, he looked fucking deranged, I'll never forget the fucked expression on his face. Like when a group of Indians tries to get into a strip bar and the mamasan shines a flashlight in their face and yells for them to go away. Wish I had gotten a picture...
That balcony is also my kitchen so 1. Fucking Gross. 2. Fuck pigeons.
I bet fewer people have been hurt at gun ranges then Hillary and Bernie rallies in the last 5 years.
I wonder if I can upload this as "kid targeted" content or not...
The one photo that is actually older then the internet and giggles gives us NOTHING.
This is how you know he is low key a brilliant troll.
I thought I was supposed to be the willie hater here.
You know what you have to do.
How is it even possible to make a burger taste so bad? jesus
lol
Tried a Carl's Jr. burger for the first time a couple of months ago. It ended with me Tweeting angry things about feces tasting burgers to them.
They apologized.
Motherfucker.
Plays Mario Kart on the SNES, doesn't know about Rainbow Road.
Try beating the game on hard with only gold stars noobert.
At least it wasn't Sega
You all suck.
Like kinder eggs
I would fuckin analy rape you on Rainbow Road Mick4gay0!
Did I mention that a bird shat right on my face a couple of months ago? Was walking along the beach, admiring the scenery, then something soft and wet hit my face. I looked around because I thought someone threw water at me or something, touched my face, and suddenly had green and white birdshit on my hands :(
Had to go into the nearest store with my face and one of my hands full of shite and buy some wet tissues to clean up. It was awkward trying to fish money out of my pocket because it was on the dirty hand side.
Don't kill yourself over some wrong tags.
sure
Not sure wtf is going on here but.
Mathematically dying is stupid, there's always time to die later, but then you have to remain dead for eternity.
Eternity is a long-ass time.
Might as well stay alive while there's still time.
No matter how much life sucks its always possible to leave everything behind and start over, find new joy in life.
Notable exceptions being terminal illness and stuff, liking dubbed anime or the female Ghostbusters movie.
Fucking smerf
Sorry, the time for freakporn is over, its the age of nature vids now.
Yes Homo.
lol
There was a time when this app became popular and I saw this crap everywhere, almost as annoying as the dog filter. This was nice though.
Jesse Phillips for Prime Minister!
Literally all I know about Boris is that he has crazy hair and makes certain people mad. So he's probably better then the previous faggocunts before him.
because gay
House next to woody.