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UUoody’s Comments

Looks more like cornholio https://youtu.be/4L_ux_JQzng

on I'm Gay · 8 years ago

Needle dick the bug fucker approves.

I'm a little faster now that I have a new hip....just sayin'.

replied on MuchoZucko's Escape The Sewer · 8 years ago

Who are you kidding, Barrette.......you have the whitest teeth around.

replied on little girl getting fucked · 8 years ago

What's that shit stain above the left one?

on Perfect 10 titty drop · 8 years ago

That's either a big watch......or....

on Apple Watch for sale · 8 years ago

Looks like the deer we shot and gutted in my back yard.......deer jerky soon.

on Gook knife fight · 8 years ago

Picasso looks perplexed. And BTW it's *depiction

Fries is the ugly fat guy with the stupid tattoo who is trying to get a gastronomical jag on.

Gee......that was swell.

on little girl getting fucked · 8 years ago

You do understand, don't you, that in order to achieve Vet status you have to actually accumulate rep points. That means people have to like what you post.

What does that old fart know about morality? https://i.imgur.com/cytzfTH.jpg

Like trying to take a piss with a two inch dick while wearing three inches of clothes.

on Your own title · 8 years ago

At Boy Scout camp we had a three hole outhouse. I was never comfortable if I had to share the space with one of the adult leaders.

replied on When you gotta go, you gotta go · 8 years ago

Along the same line, the manager of R and D entered the stall next to me at work. I could tell it was him from his shoes. I waited until he started straining and making evacuation sounds, then asked for his thoughts on the RF shielding problem we were having on a new prototype machine. Never pass up the chance to zing the boss.

replied on When you gotta go, you gotta go · 8 years ago

Takes on the winner of the Bamford MD fight https://i.imgur.com/lTtOPjp.jpg

replied on Yigit's Left Eye · 8 years ago

I turned up the volume to hear what she was whispering....and then she gagged and nearly blew my eardrums.

on Woman eats her own shit · 8 years ago

Are you also a repro-rebate?

replied on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago

See how effective that little red triangle is at saving lives? Had it not been for that, this might have been a serious accident.

on Mmmonsterkill! · 8 years ago

*BF is the dyslexic version of fatbastard

replied on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago

Well if it is, then your mind is responsible for Giggles, TBW, Fred, BF, FatmoFat, Me and all the other reprobates. Sweet dreams.

replied on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago

No!....Really! All roosters are hatched from eggs that shape. And they are used to make hollow Easter eggs by putting a pin hole in each end and blowing out the splooge. You get to choose which end you blow on. ;)

on Penis Chicken Egg · 8 years ago