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UUoody’s Comments

....bum cheeks of a cherub? You be the judge.

replied on THJ would be proud · 8 years ago

Can I put that "more mentally sound than Giggles" part in my LinkedIn resume?

replied on THJ would be proud · 8 years ago

In the clearing stands a boxer

And a fighter by his trade

And he carries the reminders

Of ev'ry glove that laid him down

Or cut him till he cried out

In his anger and his shame

"I am leaving, I am leaving"

But the fighter still remains

on Beetlejuice the boxer · 8 years ago

Great place for a domestic argument...especially since the tiger is on his side....apparently.

on Time for din din · 8 years ago

Oh, OK....it's a blur....albeit a fast moving one.

on What's he Poking? · 8 years ago

So, Barret, how did you get it off?

on Fuck It · 8 years ago

The cop should get a finder's fee.

on Deputy Dog · 8 years ago

It's the fatty lump at the base of your spine that you sit on. Here in Maine, we drop R's when they are there and add them when they are not. Pizza is pronounced Pizzer. Idea becomes Ider. Arse may be the same kind of thing. And don't forget I before E except after C.....Einstein got it wrong twice.

I'd have used gloves on that fuck knot.

replied on Haircut · 8 years ago

should have his testicles in that meat slicer.

Over here it's a kids game https://i.imgur.com/OS3ZENY.png

on Ower Bit Bog Oil · 8 years ago

Jizz floats? Who knew.

on Even Trannies Prefer Pepsi · 8 years ago

Ha!....the little bastard said he was going to man up! Such irony.

on Tranny in Training · 8 years ago

Jon, bring me some little boys.....an old H6 reference.

on feed me jaaaahn · 8 years ago

It is rather the ultimate condom.

replied on When fetishes go too far · 8 years ago

What can be said about that? I'm aghast....flabbergasted even. Certainly her gasters were all aflabber. She was thinking "this sucks....I definitely have abated breath"

on When fetishes go too far · 8 years ago

Yeah.....not that I'm complaining, but why the need for nakedness to demonstrate CPR. My wife teaches CPR to first responders. I took the course, and they used dummies....so I fit right in.

Definitely the beans.

replied on New Low Cost Vasectomy Available · 8 years ago

So that's why my scrods have to have their own postal code.

replied on Meanwhile, In The Sewers · 8 years ago

That looks like Maxwell Edison,

Majoring in medicine

Some of that looks like my ball sack.

on Meanwhile, In The Sewers · 8 years ago

The law suit should be interesting

The famous "they" say there are a lot of saggy balls in Miami-Dade County....geezer capital of the world.

replied on New Low Cost Vasectomy Available · 8 years ago

Kudos to the guy who managed to get that many girls naked....especially the nal in the middle. He pointed to her and said, "urinal"

on Life saving piss circle · 8 years ago